Well, at least things can’t get any worse.
The 10th Kingdom + a magical picspam
No, no! “Rare” implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
TV-Show meme: 1  male characters » Wolf “The 10th kingdom”
Don’t worry, I’m not who I used to be. I’ve had extensive therapy. I realize I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it: “Breaking the Cycle”, “Heal Yourself in 7 Days”, “Stop Blaming Yourself, Please”, and “Help for the Bedwetting Child”, which I picked up by mistake. But I’ve got them all!
Tony: “You know, why can’t you just say, ‘Oh, that’ll be 100 gold coins’? Why does it always have to be, ‘No! Not unless you lay a magic egg, or count the hairs on that giant’s ass!’?”
90. It’s a combination of all my favorite fairytales
Lonely lost girls like us can save themselves.
Obedience is not a virtue. I wanted to please everyone but myself, and I had to lose everything to learn that lesson. For my pride I had to lie in a glass coffin for twenty years to learn my lesson. By the time I was released, I understood. My husband was a good man, but he did not rescue me. I rescued myself.
~Snow White, The 10th Kingdom novelization